Allurion Technologies Inc (ALUR) Noticias

really . and this trades SMH

flim flam

ALUR: Looks like its PRICE is on a successful 'DIET' right now --- figuratively speaking, that is.

Losing weight here

ALUR: Glad ya got a CHUCKLE behind my post there, Bro!! (Heck, and regarding incorrigibly FAT Americans --- of all Races, Creeds, Ethnicities, National Origins, & Socio-Political persuasions --- see ME below, just yesterday, simutaneously celebrating the glorious "JUNETEENTH" holiday, and otherwise performing my daily HIP-HOP-CARDIO-FAT-BURNER-WORKOUT routine over here in balmy San Diego, CA!! LIFE IS GOOD --- ain't it, Brutha!!!???)

ALUR: A big JOKE, Bro!! (Did you not see the PARENTHETICAL, within which I clearly posted, "Just kidding!!"???)

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LMAO investing in America!!! Haha!!
Took position here in $ALUR! ALUR

GREAT NEWS:
America is VERY OBESE!
7/10 kids OBESE
8/10 adults OBESE

No wonder BIG PHARMA loves Americans!!

Their OBESE, and get diabetes, hypertension, strokes, heart attacks etc.

Americans have lots of FAT and it shows!
BOTTOMLINE, here we have a company with amazing results and can lead to BIG BUCKS!

In for nice position here as this can and will go way north here in my opinion!

Trendtrade is right, gym, diet etc .. but based on the MASSIVE OBESITY problem Americans have , this company can make HUNDREDS of millions with their product!

Yo to each and their own, and no theirs no fat shaming in this post.
Just honest assessment with today’s news we have a MASSIVE MOVE inbound due to America’s obesity problem!
All my opinion!
Maverick
$ALUR

This a not not joke? Not!

ALUR: Hey, when NOT workin' stocks, I spend nearly all day seeing what the phrase BIG FAT NAKED WOMEN will generate up on Porn-Hub, You-Porn, & X-Hamster sites!!! (Just kidding!!) And I'll leave you with THAT disgusting thought, Bro!! Happy trading!!

Weight-loss is now a miracle. About to make sandwiches dissappear big gulp style

ALUR: A wild, wild, PRICE movement day for this --- shall we say --- rather 'MURACULOUS' stockl!!

So Murican!

ALUR: Hey, Bro, and a hearthy THANKS for that addition to my Personal Lexicon!!! (Heck, I feel like screaming 'MURICA' --- similar to yelling 'EUREKA', if one were to dig-up a 200-lb. Gold nugget along the "American River" over here in balmy Calif.!!)

Who says you can't learn anything on ihub?

ALUR: What??? I had to look-that-one-up, Dude!! "Murica"??? (Never heard that word, & what a phantasmagorical DEFINITION!!!)
https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/murica/
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Anything that cures fat that requires no exercise sells
Murica

ALUR: Indeed!! (Hey, Dude, when I first did a cursory reading of their PR today --- NO joking here --- I believed that they had INCREASED the beneficial MUSCLE body mass of patients/subjects who were simply too SKINNY, or otherwise UNDERWEIGHT for persons of their age. I.e., folks of all ages who looked like, 'REFUGEES-FROM-AUSCHWITZ' death camp, circa 1945!!!)

Sounds like body shaming. Horrible comment when big is beautiful

ALUR: Of course!!! (Heck, these days, the peeps exiting any Starbucks look more like folks leaving a "DAIRY QUEEN" or "BASKIN ROBBINS" holding a half-gallon-size, "Bananna-Moca-Choco-Latte-Icecream-Coffee-Supreme"!!!)

ALUR: Hey, Bro, do that!! (Via iHub PM, if you like; and DON'T worry, if I just LOVE your glorious physique, I will NOT ask to MARRY you nor have your CHILD!!! NOT that there's anything WRONG with that --- thanks, Jerry Seinfeld!! I.e., I am NOT a 'FRUITER' --- although I play one on that 'Shit's-Creek' sitcom.)

Can I add shakes biggy size?

Maybe I should send pic of what pumping weights and eating mainly meat at 61 looks like and no juice!

ALUR: Heck, Bro, "Burgers-&-Fries" should be the ONLY food Americans are PERMITTED to eat!!! As recommended by the US Sturgeon General, & Department of Health & Human Disservices!!!

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So no burgers and fries?

Lol

ALUR: Of course you all understand what the principal 'ALUR' --- no pun intended --- is behind their new ANTI-FAT-PILLS??? Heck, they turn a FAT SLOB into the pure MUSCLE of a young ARNOLD SWARTZENHEIMER!!! (Is he Jewish??)

ALUR: Now THAT'S the spirit, Bro!!! (Here in San Diego, the average Big-Fat-&-Greasy-Americano weighs-in at circa 380-lbs. --- and that's just ONE BUTT CHEEK of the typical LADY over here!!! Sit on my FACE, bitch!!!)

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GO ON A DIET AND GET TO THE GYM YA FAT SLOBS

ALUR: "Junk" you say??? I LIKE this kind of junk!!!

SPAC junk

Done for the day

Taking on a life of its own

Obesity and Telehealth combined. This could actually run 6-7 next week.

Plucking nice freaking move from 1.95 this morning.

Fantastic move by Chardan.

What a beautiful move.

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