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Whoops-oops! I forgot to include the image of the amended SissyMotion.

Sissy's first filing of the motion to extend time (delay) was followed shortly with the filing of an amended motion that added the highlighted section infra. I take that addition as a sign that Cayote DAVE musta wigged~OUTT when he saw the Offense Level and Criminal History category - and the sentencing range - recommended by Pretrial and Probation Services in the PSIR/PSR. Sissy prolly gott an earful from Cayote because he wasn't expecting the sentence range being that high.



Sissie realizes that Cayote DAVE is shocked in disbelief after seeing his recommended sentence range from Probation and Pretrial Services, and that she will struggle to manage him and his psychopathic mind full of anger at it. LOL! Butt wait, it's gonna end up worse for ElCayote than this PSIR/PSR. Yes, it will only gett badder and then worser. The USA's reply sentencing memorandum, which should trump the PSR sentence range using the much superior and more relevant way of calculating gain/loss $$$ which will raise the Offense Level (badder), and either a notification from Judge Seeger that he is adding an upward departure (see, infra) or an upward variance (both worsers). Notification of an upward departure (butt nott a variance) might impose another sentencing delay to allow Sissie to argue against it on DaRecord - butt a variance will nott delay sentencing.

El Cayote's Offense Level ought to be in the low-to-mid 30s, depending upon $$$ loss/gain and a cuppla other variables. When I've calculated the level using the assumptions most favourable to him (i.e., when there can be a reasonable quibble on an item, it is presumed to be decided in Cayote's favor), the LOWEST level I come upp with is 32. In my view, there is no reasonable view that he was nott the CEO and functioned as the CEO of both NTEK and NTGL while in prison and prior to (when he set up the securities fraud scheme). And using reasonable assumptions, I have scored him as high as 37. My guess based on Judge Seeger's actions to date and listening to him on the open phone hearings during COVID, I assume he will resolve all reasonable disputes about a guideline's factor applying or nott in the defendant's favor - which leads to the 32; otherwise it'd be 35-37.

Bottom line is something we have all known for a long time: DAVE is highly offensive and this is nott limited to his obese, sweaty BO and badd breath.

DAVE: Manny got the laundry gig you wuz hopin' for, so your starter yobb assignment is bathroom cleaning (toilets/showers/sinks/floor), then in July you change to landscaping in the hot, humid east Texass sun with the fire ants, snakes, and Africanized bees to keep you from getting lonely ~OUTT there.

Sorry, it was Steiner, nott Wenck. Here is Cayote DAVE upon reading/learning his PSIR/PSR sentence recommendation and calling Sissy:



A junior-apprentice trainee CJA lawruh ought nott have to be exposed to that level of abuse. Butt she will undoubtedly run across many psychopaths if she stays with criminole law, so mebbe this will toughen her upp for her future.

Wenck's Twelveth Army had already turned westward (to surrender to the USA army) and Hitler was advised that Wenck wasn't coming BEFORE the news that the trusted Steiner was also nott coming to Berlin. It was the later Steiner news that finally broke Hitler from his megalomaniacal self-delusion and precipitated his Das Ende exit.

This is also why one sometimes sees that a judge will remand a convict into custody at the sentencing hearing when the sentence is a de facto life sentence and the convict is bleeved to be likely to wig~OUTT; it protects the community and the convict from harm/self-harm. Those recos can come to DaJudge from Pretrial and Probation Services in a confidential communication that is never on the record or can be sua sponte from DaBench. That is why there is at least a slight chance than Cayote DAVE won't be returning from Chicago - at least nott until a subsequent bail appeal hearing (which delay gives the convict a chance to cool down and mentally process the life-crushing sentence enough to stabilize them sufficiently to allow bailment and self-surrender).

Sissy's first filing of the motion to extend time (delay) was followed shortly with the filing of an amended motion that added the highlighted section infra. I take that addition as a sign that Cayote DAVE musta wigged~OUTT when he saw the Offense Level and Criminal History category - and the sentencing range - recommended by Pretrial and Probation Services in the PSIR/PSR. Sissy prolly gott an earful from Cayote because he wasn't expecting the sentence range being that high.

Funnier still will be when he sees the USA's reply Sentencing Memorandum that will respond to Sissy's Sentencing Memorandum. I expect it will be a higher range than the PPS PSIR/PSR recommended sentence range. The calculation of $$$ gain/loss should be even higher than just the sum of the numbers used in the wire fraud counts (which we acquittals) and on a different basis, so even if Sissi were to have the sums in the acquitted counts ignored (which has a zero probability), the USA's calculation will be higher anyway (and is more appropriate). As I stated in my earlier posts, this makes the entire reason for delay useless except for a six week delay (the Court has rescheduled sentencing for 28 May). Well, and for Sissy handling her shaken and prolly irate Cayote. I would love to hear the audio recording of Cayote communicating with her after he read the PSIR/PSR reco range (or email if that is how he wigged~OUTT on her).

I bin straight wiff Cayote the whole time butt I think he thought I was being hyperbolic as to the sentence he will gett. Upon seeing the PSR range, I think that was very cold water splashed on his self-delusion. He's going in DaHole for a loooong time. A lott longer than he expected. And most likely longer than the PSIR/PSR recommended range (for two reasons I will/may explain later perhaps).

Good fun will be had by all except Cayote.

I bin trying to hepp him ~OUTT. Seriously, his only real option is Mexico. Were I in his shoes (which I wouldn't be), I would most likely just leave the USA and live abroad. Nobuddy in the Marshal's office is going to make any strenuous effort to retrieve him; if he is careful and pays off any local Mexican LEO with the necessary mordida, he ought to be fine. One just needs to face reality and adapt to a new lifestyle which is scary and a step down from the hopelessly hopeful expectation/self-delusion of a survivable prison term and then resumption of a normal USA lifestyle.

It's a choice between freedom in Mexico or the remainder of life in prison - and that is it. I bleeve it is very hard for Cayote to understand that and act on it. Self-delusion and denial is psychologically easier and psychopaths tend to be unrealistic and believe themselves invincible. Made worse by his fulminant narcissism, pride, and megalomaniacal belief in self power to accomplish highly unrealistic goals - much like Hitler's self-delusion in Die Bunker thinking somehow he could engineer a win even as the Red Army entered Berlin. This is how megalomaniacal psychopaths think. They bleeve in their own invulnerability and imagined ability to make magic happen.

Then, when finally faced with reality that cannot be imagined away any more - like receiving the PSIR/PSR guidelines calculation and reco - they wig~OUTT. For Hitler, it was when he learned than General Wenck was NOTT coming to the rescue in Berlin; that was when he began his Final Exit plan in the Bunker. For Ted Bundy, it wasn't until his last day until he really understood what his fate was.

Psychopaths have amazing abilities to delude themselves. Cayote DAVE is no exception.

Fat Ass Foley can throw up as many delays as wants but the Grim Reaper awaits him. Hope he enjoys whatever extended and borrowed time he has with Leassme and Junior...lies have short legs and his have caught up with him. Once a firm sentencing date is on the calendar, the countdown timer will be reset. I have a magnum of Cristal chilled and waiting for that moment.

DAVE (El Cayote):

The motions filed yesterday scribbled by Sanjay's trainee-apprentice indicate that you have reviewed the PSIR (now kalt a PSR) and the Sentencing Memorandum and are rightly wigged~OUTT at seeing your future in black-and-white (and bloody REDD all over). It is tough to face the fact that life, as you have known it and forecast it, is coming to an abrupt and, most likely permanent, end.

So (or Zo), your coyote pea-sized brain, Shirley, should know now that I (shajandr) have been givin' you DaStraightScoop all along. You are in a badd spott; a very, very muy mal badd spott, cabron. Your life in the USA is effectively OVER.

As I have been telling you since at least 2014, wherein I advised you to change your request for Judge Davila to wreck o'mend you to Lompoc (which is a badd place for campers - or anyone really - to do time) and substitute the cushy, comfy, laidback private contractor owned-and-operated Taft (now closed and defunct), I give you DaStraightScoop so you can make better informed decisions.

I am trying to hepp you ~OUTT, buttcha gotsa work wiff me here, ya hear? Open that pebble coyote brain and analyze your options here, which are simple: (1) go to a nasty, violent, smelly prison with horrible food for the remainder of your life, or, (2) yump bail and vamoose-scram to any jurisdiction that you can still gett to wiff~OUTT a passport and wherein you can live a relatively safe cash-basis-only life.

With regard to nott possessing a passable passport, your exit options are very limited, which is why felons always need to have a second or third passport from another country - prior to the war, you could buy a valid Ukrainian passport for under haf-a-mill USD. Lotsa career pennyscammerati have them. When arrested and, as a bail CONdition, they have to hand over their passport, they give upp the USA one and use the Ukrainian one to flee on bail - usually hoofing/boating it to Mexico or Canada and flying ~OUTT therefrom to their final destinations.

You don't have that luxury because as an irrational psychopath and raging narcissist you never bleeved you'd be caught and CONvicted. Ergo, you now have very few choices of country. The most obvious one is Mexico - easy to smuggle yourself into and no documents needed. The second safest one is Cuba - harder to gett to, butt the Mexico City embassy can issue you travel papers so you can fly there if you immigrate OR you can catch a boat for a few grand USD and take a bootleg cargo cruise to Cuba from Mexico or Belize (coyotes cannot swim that distance). The last one I see, and this is a guess, wood be Venezuela - again having to go thru the Mexico City embassy to gett travel papers on the pretext of immigration as an oppressed prole of the Merrikun capitalist sistema suffering as a political prisoner and able to bring streaming content to the masses of impoverished Venezuelans and juicy kickbacks to gubmint officials (including embassy staff) as a CONsequence. That last one seems unlikely, butt I mention it in order to be comprehensive. Mexico and, to a lesser extent, Cuba are at this time in DaGame you only realistic non-DaHole routes. I have no idea how you'd make a living in Cuba, mebbe some IT work or sett upp CubaFlix for the Central and South American audiences. And Cuba is a much shittier and impoverished place to live compared to Mexico. Butt I have to think that living in Cuba is still far better than living the rest of your life in Federal prison. Cuba still has beaches, steaks, cervesa, fishing, and even EDM DJ gigs in the tourist areas of Havana - the EUros love that EDM and synth tunes. Havana is nott Ibiza fershure, butt OTOH it ain't Beaumont-Medium either/neither. Just don't try to order a Cuba Libre at the beach bars.

Again, looking ~OUTT fer yer best innerests, El Cayote, I recommend Mexico as your best option here.

I am unaware of whether or nott your current bail CONditions require an ankle monitor, butt DaBorder is less than a 12 hour drive even for Arizona crossing points for coyote traffic. Cut that ankle bracelet off and coyote-hop down and cross in AZ or NM. Do it soon before it getts too hot. By the time the US Marshal can react to your ankle monitor alarm from the trash bin in Los Gatos, you can be in sunny Mexico on an autobus or hitching your way souff. It's a new life, cabron. You will have been reborn. Nothing to fear except freedom and some Montezuma's Revenge until you adapt to the local microbes. Buy a phone at a bodega and only use public payphones and internet cafes to Phone Home.

A dyed-in-the-rayon USA dood will find that life in Mexico can be very nice. Once you adapt to the microbes.

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DAVE:

1. I see that Sanjay's apprentice has cribbed notes from TERREN PEIZER and used the same gambit to (likely) getcha a 6-10 week delay for objecting to the sentencing report. As I've stated previously, every hour of freedom is precious to you and lengthens the window of time for you to wise up and head south of DaBorder. Also, time to last-minute meals of soon-to-be-memories-only non-prison food.

2. The fact of acquittal on wire fraud charges is wholly irrelevant to the $$$ losses/gains in the two felonies you are CONvicted of (and, of course, your two prior felony CONvictions). Whether or nott a transfer of funds is a crime is nott at all probative as to whether or nott the funds are proceeds of other criminal acts. The AUSA, Getter or his trainees, will explain this in greater detail in their reply brief. It is a totally useless argument, except that making it buys you another 6-10 weeks - which is, obviously, very useful to you in fleeing the States and getting a few more In-N-OUTTs under your straining belt before Hasta La Vista time (whether Mexico or Beaumont).

Before leaving this point, lemme illustrate for your coyote mind why Sisi's nonsensical argument is laffable. CONsider this example:

Coyote X steals 1,000 scratcher lottery tickets from a bodega with a face value of $2,000. He then mails the tickets to Co-CONspirator Y. Coyote X is CONvicted of stealing the tickets butt acquitted of the charges for the crime of mail fraud, and is rung up for an illegal gain (loss to the bodega) of $2,000. Coyote X's junior assistant apprentice lawruh claims that since Coyote X was acquitted of the mail fraud count, his sentence ought nott be based on a $2,000 valuation of the lotto tickets sent via mail.

Being acquitted of mailing the crime proceeds is nott in any way reducing the crime proceeds themself accruing from the base crime of theft.

Even your pathologically psychopathic coyote brain must be able to see how this is a ridiculous/rudonkulis argument that will go nowhere except buying you 6-10 weeks of freedom at the cost of potentially pissing off Judge Seeger with Yett Another Futile Delay tactic and also forcing him to issue a ruling on this nonsense where I hope he explicitly quotes my Coyote X/bodega lotto tix example above, to which I hereby license my copyright to Judge Seeger and the United States District Court for the Northern District of Illinois, as well as to the US Attorney's office for that district including butt nott limited to Matt Getter and all counsel to that office. The consideration received for that license grant is the ennertainment value those parties have provided to me; in the alternative, I hereby gift a license to those parties which is hereby granted. I invite those licensed parties to freely use my example in any filings/rulings they make in your case.

2. A side note (and this is my opinion only): adding yett more delay and also putting Judge Seeger thru yett another futile exercise in view of his knowledge of all your prior fruitless dilatory actions (and your absurd appeals of the sentences for your prior two CONvictions to which you had pled/pleaed guilty under a plea agreement in which you had explicitly surrendered your right to appeal) is likely to abrade Judge Seeger's opinion of you even further. So that is a price you may have to pay for the 6-10 week delay. Although he has nott noticed you of any intent for an upward departure, he still has the optionality of choosing to move you to the maximalist end of the guidelines range, and worse may incite him to make an upward variance above the top end of the guidelines range (I have seen this done in a number of other securities fraud cases involving pennyscam CONspiracy leaders - e.g., Jim Bolt - instead of a guidelines top end of about 48 months, that DaJudge rang Jimbo up for 10 YEARS; Rufus Harris - instead of the 4.5 years and 16 years his co-defendants were sentenced to, DaJudge rang Rufus's bell for 23 years for the exact same criminole CONvictions). So, there may be a price for you to pay for this delay if it is the straw that the camel's back find irritating enuff for an upward variance. Unlike departures, sentencing variances are NOTT reviewable on appeal and DaJudge need knott issue any explanation or reasoning for the upward variance. However, as in any case, whether an upward variance adds to your sentence and/or Judge Seeger simply chooses the high end of the guidelines range, it ultimately makes no difference in your case as you are extremely unlikely to survive incarceration either way.

3. One benefit of this delay is that it may (if you are nott remanded into custody at the hearing) offer you one more Thanksgiving dinner and birthday party (20 October) as your last meals as a free man. Savor that turkey and dressing, mann, because it will be your last good Thanksgiving meal of your life (unless you're celebrating in Lake Chapala/San Miguel de Allende/LaPaz&Cabo/Matamoros).

4. Depending upon which of the proffered alternate dates for your sentencing hearing, I may/might be able, finally to attend in-person. I don't yett know my calendar for those dates and whether I will be in the Chicagoland area during those times (as I was for your trial date in April of last year which you delayingly <g> postponed to a date that I could nott make in Rocktober). I have stuph coming up in the late May and June-ische timeframe which may require my self-deployment to the Caliphornya localizer map grid. Butt, like all your court dates, my schedule for those time periods is UppinDaAire currently. A main reason I wood like to attend your sentencing is the potential to witness, albeit it is still relatively less likely to happen, you being cuffed-uppp in the courtroom if Judge Seeger remands you into custody. That, my coyote pet, wood be a real treat to see. I am a horrible courtroom artiste, butt even my stick figgers wood be a Picasso for the innumerable victims whom you have swindled, many swindled ~OUTT of their retirement munny.

5. TERREN PEIZER used a similar ploy to delay his sentencing. He has very good and very expensive lawruhs, unlike you. He wants his forfeiture hearing to occur prior to his sentencing so he can quibble about the $$$ loss/gain calculation for purposes of his sentencing guidelines range. This should buy him significantly longer delay(s) than your pobre-Coyote motion emanating from your CJA junior lawyuh apprentice-trainee. However, if junior-lawruh Sissi was gonna try that ploy, it needed to be in the motion she filed yesterday, and it isn't, so she has waived that option forya. Butt then again, TERREN has beaucoup bucks and pays such for top tier blanco collar criminole defense legal counsel, whereas you are a pathetic CJA charity case welfare queen stuck with whatever junior trainee the Court assigns to your case. With junior-lawruh Sissi doin' the "research" on your latest delay ploy, unlike TERREN, your trial balloon has zero lift - it is solid lead.

6. One last observation: IMO, Judge Seeger is nott unaware of the damage your delayed trial and now delayed sentencing have had on BENNIE, who has pled/pleaded~OUTT years ago and must STILL await his sentencing until yours is completed. YEARS of unnecessary stress for BENNIE and the inability to serve~OUTT his sentence and return to freedom to crib together whatever minimal retirement/non-retirement plan he can cobble together from the shards, remnants, and threadbare fibers of his remaining zo-kalt life. Also, IMO, Judge Seeger isn't (or ought nott bee) unaware of the cost (financial, human, and opportunity) borne by the United States and the Federal courts as a result of your dilatory defense strategery. These issues ought to be reinvigourated in his mind by your most recent delay tactic. Butt again, it is very unlikely that you will survive even a lenient-side view of your sentencing range, so adding a few/several additional months is of no import really.

7. Or ... or ... now hear me ~OUTT on this ... OR you can use these extra 6-10 weeks to vamoose to sunny Mexico and semi-retire as a cash basis-only IT handyman/part-time grifter living well on the generous tipps from the Anglo ex-pat retiree community. Heck, some of those elderly ex-pats might even offer you to join them for lunch or dinner so that have someone with whom to chat and who speaks comprehensible Engrish. Free food is munny in DaBank just as much as their cashola payments and tipps, El Cayote. It is really the only viable non-incarceration-for-life option in your feed tray, cabron. Open your mind. Zihuatanejo is waiting for you - I can find you an old boat to work on/live on down there. You can even buy a Thanksgiving turkey at many of the supermercados and WalMarts in the USA ex-pat retiree areas. Your zo-kalt fambly can come down and celebrate a free Thanksgiving dinner of turkey tacos and cranberry sauce tamales witchu. Truss me, ain't nobuddy in the USA criminole just us sistema gonna be wasting time looking for you in Mexico - you simply don't rise to that level of importance. Once you gett down there and as long as you are reasonably prudent, nobody will really care enuff do bother you. Again, I am trying to hepp you ~OUTT here, so open yer coyote peabrain and work wiff me onit. You have only two paths - go to Mexico or go to prison for the remainder of your life. That's it. That is your only choice at this fork in DaRoadOfLife as I seeit.





Wear your best suit to sentencing - you need all the hepp you can gett for Judge Seeger to nott ring you upp for an additional 36 munffs for the delays you've caused - and variances are nott reviewable nor is a reasoned decision required from DaJudge, unlike a departure


The poor man (poor in all senses) has been sweatin' for YEARS because of your megalomaniacal delay tactics - and he will only gett some months in a decent enuff camp prolly in West Virginny - you have compounded his pain bigly


Hopin' ta seeya in May/June - or nott





The Chitown-to-Beaumont non-express bus - the tripp only takes three weeks. Tradin' in the used Maserati for this saweet ride:


JOHN MCAFEE - yett another pennyscam CEO (MGTI) dies in prison - you aren't unique in that fate - Madoff too




Butch (no, nott yer dead daddy Ray-Ray) and Sundance knew when to flee to Bolivia


Aaaaaron Highballwatertower thinks of you frequently



Gonna bee a tuff Christmas this year for DaCoyote - Santa avoids Beaumont due to the violencia y gunfire



Tuff too for the scammed NTEK & NTGL retiree investors

Prison Changes Things (when you are in DaHole for the duration)

You will never drive again.

No more fast food (burgers, pizza, Chinese, Mexican, etc.).

Things you will never taste again: salmon, lobster, crab, steak (ribeye/porterhouse/sirloin/T-bone/filet), shakes, decent pizza, French onion soup, cheesecake, tiramisu, apple pie, birthday cake, rainbow trout, BBQ ribs, reuben sandwich, pastrami, corned beef, watermelon/cantaloupe/honeydew, real orange juice, cocktails, bleu cheese dressing, any cheese other than American process, block mozzarella, and squeeze bottle cheesefood, Philly cheesesteak, bananas, shrimp in any form, sushi, cucumber, cilantro, mushrooms, asparagus, dill, rosemary, paprika, creme brulee - all these tastes will be nothing butt memories for you.

Things that will only be in your rearview mirror: privacy, heterosexual sex, a comfortable recliner, a comfortable bed, carpeted floors, a swimming pool/hot tub/jacuzzi spa, swimming itself, a quiet place to sleep, a sandy beach, a wood fire in a pit or fireplace, supermarkets, Thanksgiving dinner at home with fambly, Christmas at home with fambly, ordering off a menu, pets (other than skeeters, roaches, spiders, lice, and the occasional mouse or rat at Beaumont-Medium), coconut anything, freshly made pastries/donuts, the basic joy of NOT having chronic athlete's foot/jock itch even when using shower shoes, eating at a table that has moveable chairs (and chairs with backs), real maple syrup, those black T-shirts you love, blueberries/strawberries/raspberries/blackberries, shopping on Amazon, car shows, being on an airplane other than Con Air, a cool autumn morning sitting on a chair in your yard with a cup of coffee or tea, watching the sun set in the Pacific, having a roommate that does NOT smell like an old, damp gym locker (OK, maybe this doesn't apply in your case - no change), graduations, birthday parties, marriages, funerals, births, baptisms, going to a bar with buddies (if you have any), taking a bath (again, this may nott apply to you), the feel of your bare feet on carpet/rug/grass, decent medical/dental services, the belief that someone somewhere gives a damn about you, a bathrobe, slippers, sofa, multitool, casinos, Egg McMuffin, being outside at night under the stars and moon, LA, DaBay, Vegas, NYC, frequent flyer miles, hotel loyalty points, arcade game cabinets, the smell of the ocean, planning a vacation, swim trunks, board shorts, beach towels, home theater, the joy of NOT having to plan your time/location around counts, BBQ grilling, house parties/whine tastings where you can try to impress your fake friends whom you foolishly believe don't think you're an asshole and know that you are brokeass and going back to prison despite the false front you put on, halfway house time (I think you won't ever see any more of that unless you live a very long time), and energy drinks, among others, for example and nott limitation, et seq., etc., and the like.

Or ... or ... now hear me ~OUTT on this DAVE ... OR you can flee to Mexico and avoid all this disruption and cessation of normal, joyful living. My recos are (1) Lake Chapala, (2) San Miguel de Allende, y (3) LaPaz/Cabo. I'm telling you, DAVE, you can have an ~OUTTstanding life there doing "handyman IT" work for US ex-pat retirees. You can make very decent bank IN CASH doing this and the cost of living is very low compared to Califiornia and the USA generally.

Now, I have held off mentioning this butt in view of my review of the Sentencing Guidelines calculation and the Cat IV criminal history, there is some chance that you could be remanded into custody at the sentencing hearing and nott allowed to remain free on bail. Whilst I still think this is less likely than remaining bailed~OUTT, is situations with CONvicted felons of your age and facing the essentially life sentence that you will be, sometimes as a precaution you will be remanded into custody and your attorney is free to request a separate hearing to appeal the no-bail ruling. Your history of self-surrender is helpful butt nott disposative. As a still relatively new judge, and one who seems to have a friendly disposition, my bett is that Seeger will lett you remain free on bail with some caveats like ankle monitor and random calls to a landline from Probation Services until you self-surrender. BUTT, with your advanced age and the length of your sentence you ought be prepared that you might nott be returning from Chicago for awhile and pre-plan accordingly. You just never know. Pretrial and Probation Services can have a say in this issue with the judge.

Or ... or ... now hear me ~OUTT on this ... or you can skip to Mexico and live a life of freedom in the sun; every morning a tequila sunrise and every night a mezcal Moon. Every week just several horas of super-easy IT handholding and mordita fixer-shit, mostly just managing your retiree clients so they will gladly keep paying you to come back and back to solve their IT/telecom/media prollems, real and imagined, and to upsell them on some new gizmo or service from which you extract compensation of some sort. Hell, some of them may even ask you to stay for lunch or dinner and chat.

Butt no. No. You foolishly lack the gumption to save your own life and freedom. You remain stuck in the morass of a gumption trap, using denial on yourself to imagine a fate other than that which I have described - and which will be your fate in several months. Remember, just as you dealt yourself the shitty hand of cards, the salvation of your future requires a bold decision for action to Go South, Old Man! And it must be taken and executed in good time before the custodian comes along and tosses your Coyote ass into his garbage barrel of Federal prison where old recidivist felons go to die. CONtinued denial of facing the reality of your penal future is paralyzing you from taking the necessary steps to pull the ejection handle and hopp south to a more acceptable retirement. As another poster here wrote, time is ticking and it isn't working in your favor.

If I were in your situation at your age, I would already be long gone from the USA (prolly nott to Mexico because, unlike you and your fellow psychopaths, I have excellent planning skills and plenny of liquid wealth that can wind up in Bahrain banks - and I don't wait until the last second before the steel door at Beaumont-Medium R&D clangs shut behind me. So for you Mexico and some form of cash income-generating enterprise will have to suffice.

No more breakfasts like these in DaHole - just fading memories of them



If you can dream it, you can achieve it!

Maybe coyote could get a pardon.

Whoops-oops! DAVE: I inadvertantly cutt you a huss in the prior post. With your two prior felony convictions with sentences of >1yr, that is 2 x 3 = 6 points and add +1 point for committing each of your two most recent felonies while in custody or on probation (in your case, in prison) that is 2 x 1 = +2 points. That is 8, or 7 if we are generous re: the additional points for your current felony convictions whilst in custody ...

... either way, that is at least 7 points and puts you in Criminal History category IV - that's ugly.

Wow, you're in worse shape than even I thought.



You are deeeep in Zone D - waaay down the Cat IV column down near the bottom (and I had to truncate the table in order to gett it all in one snip with~OUTT downsizing - butt everything below the cutoff is basically life in your case anyway). My calculation puts your Level in the low-to-mid 30s, best case depending upon how they tabulate the $ losses. Looking nott too much better than the maximum allowable sentence for your felonies by statute. Welp, you chose to roll the bones rather than taking a plea agreement, so this is what you've earned. A plea agreement could have cutt several years off the sentence and gott you a downward departure possibly. Butt you did play it correctly, because either way the time you'd gett is very probably, almost certainly, longer than your remaining life expectancy. So it was the right move to play the long game and stall to have as much pre-incarceration free time as possible - because it is very unlikely that there will be any post-prison time. Ergo, you played the cards correctly butt it was a badd hand you had to play. Butt remember, YOU dealt the cards. Playing a shitty hand well is still a loser; butt take pride in having played it well. As a fulminant narcissist I know you will.





The last, best option - nott a yoke. I'm trying to help you, DAVE, butt you gotta work with me on this!

DAVE:

I expect you won't take my advice and set upp shoppe in Lake Chapala or San Miguel de Allende. Butt you should. Whilst Czeching upp on the sentencing of my tight "buddy" TERREN PEIZER, unlike you, he is a rather bright and somewhat sophisticated predatory bottom-rung tech company financier going waay back to Tera Computer and the last residue and remainder of Cray - dumped by Sun to Tera for peanuts - I stumbled upon something that reminded me of you - FRANK REYNOLDS.

TERREN's sentencing date has been postponed yett again, butt he is in for a nasty little sentence - less than yours will be, butt still at least 100-120 months. Unlike you, TERREN will do his stretch at a camp - I'm guessing prolly Terminal Island or Safford (a Low nott a camp) unless he loses the BOP lottery and winds up in Lompoc - unlike the '70s and '80s, nott a place you wanna be even as a camper - unless you are a Mexican or Guatemalan national. TERREN is going to have to cough up many million$ in forfeiture, fines, restitution - butt he will still have deep pockets when he is released. As of about 10 years ago or so, he definitely had a liquid net worth of over $100M, and, as he, unlike you, is a sharp dude, I'm shure he has squirreled away at least many tens of million$ for his retirement. Smart people plan ahead like that, again unlike you. And, unlike you, TERREN is a first-timer; his criminal history category is 1 (as you know, you are a cat 3 - two prior felony convictions (2 x 3 points) and your current convictions committed while in BOP custody and/or probation (+ 1 point), for a total of 7 points which puts you in Criminal History category 3 (or III). TERREN will survive and live a nice retirement. He also has (literally) about the best and most expensive white collar criminal legal counsel available - well $100M+ bank account will buy that for him - and he will have them working hunnerts of billable hours on his appeals. Unlike you, TERREN is in a nott-so-badd spott.

Welp, in diving into TERREN's current sentencing re-postponement, I ran across this fellow who reminded me of a trajectory that will be more similar to yours in terms of its ending: he died in prison. FRANCIS M. "FRANK" REYNOLDS was a first-time offender who gott snagged for manipulative trading of stock in the company at which he was CEO. Like you, butt you din't formally have the CEO title butt were de facto CEO and will be treated as such in Sentencing Guidelines calculation which, IIRC, gives you an additional point (+1), although Sanjay (or Sisi) may try to quibble unsuccessfully. Like you, he tried to quell the free speech of others by abusing the courts and, like you was shot down.

https://www.nhd.uscourts.gov/sites/default/files/Opinions/16/16NH214.pdf

Poor Frank. He gott only a measly seven (7) years in a camp (and a pretty decent one at that!). Even so, the stress of years of civil and criminal litigation, of which he was most often the target, took its toll on his mind and body. He self-surrendered at age 57 and he never lived to see 59.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/biotech-company-ceo-sentenced-securities-fraud-and-obstruction

https://www.criminallegalnews.org/news/2024/sep/1/first-circuit-announces-doctrine-abatement-ab-initio-applies-when-defendant-dies-during-pendency-direct-appeal-published-precedential-ruling/

https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/us-1st-circuit/116027878.html

DAVE, you've been cycling and recycling in the legal wringer for 15 years running (so far). Whilst your CONscious, psychopathic mind might be able to ignore 15 years of walking the legal/illegal tightrope with~OUTT a net because psychopaths tune~OUTT these CONcerns and are the ultimate unfeeling, reckless risk-takers, your subconscious still causes the fight-or-flight cortisol and adrenaline to pump, adding fat and raising blood pressure. This turns arteries into corroded cast iron pipes full of rust and debris, just waiting for a precipitating event to knock open a plaque or kick off a mural thrombus - then it's lights ~OUTT - like poor dead REYNOLDS.

To be clear, I think you can last a few years in DaHole before your criminole carcass crapps~OUTT on you. Some morning you may wake up and feel what you think is indigestion. You may decide to skip breakfast, and by lunchtime you're gone. Or you may be in the rec yard walking and you feel fine, then light headed and vertiginous - just for long enough to be aware of it - then in 2 or 3 seconds it's lights ~OUTT. Or this may happen in the shower right after either cold or warm/hot water hits your body. A brief 1-3 seconds awareness of lightheadedness and vertigo and lights~OUTT. GONE.

A smart bettor will take the under for you completing your prison term. You're gonna be right near your 60th birthday when you enter the hallowed R&D at Beaumont-Medium. Can you make it to 70? Yeah, possibly - with luck. Can you make it all the way to your calculated release date? Quite unlikely. Magic 8-ball says "Very Doubtful". So, if you will nott take my advice and relocate to sunny Mexico, at least use your remaining pre-incarceration daze to get in as many fun things as possible (within the limitations of your bail CONditions). Eat ~OUTT at good restaurants (nott Denny's, that may freak Lease-A ~OUTT), spend a day at DaBeach, climb Mt. Tamalpais, bike Skyline to Sharp Park Rd and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee downhill to Hwy 1, and Lease-A can drive and meet you at Nick's at Rockaway Beach for drinner and, if your bail CONditions permit, drinks whilst you watch the sun set over the Pacific (then put your bike on the rack of the old $0 value 18-year-old GL450 and drive you back home). Do some oyster shooters as the sun setts. Go gett a "relaxing massage" at the "health spas" on El Camino in Santa Clara. Attend the Hillsborough Concours d’Elegance (June 22 - prolly before your self-surrender date). Enjoy it because this is your last rodeo, bub; all you will have are these memories to cling to on those long, sleepless nights while your cellie(s) snore loudly. Live for today, man, because tomorrow really, really sucks for you.

What is DAVE's future?


Which haffwhey haus will DAVE be released to at the end of his prison term?

From 2014, the last time DaFoleyFelon-Coyote was staring down the barrel of his first prison term - some criminoles never change.



Watch DAVE dance here (add your own EDM house music): https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=96495380

Yeah DAVE, you fucked up your life. How much better you'd be now if you stayed in Kittery. Why you could probably be insurance salesman of the month and working your way towards assistant manager at Cole Harrison Insurance by now, or even be a senior foreman at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard (what's left of it). Most likely though your DNA would have fated you to the brig - Portsmouth Naval Prison. Prolly gott caught stealing tools and inventory from the shipyard and selling them on Craigslist (South Dakota) for money orders made ~OUTT to "Cash" or "B.B.". Ya know, like the USB fobs and IP you stole from GlobalVR and sold thru a Connecticut frontman who kicked the cash back to you in checks made ~OUTT to your Bank of American "B.B." account. Why I bett old The Earthly Remains of BRUCE L. BEAN (aka Bruce Albini) never saw a penny of that money and din't even know you were using him for laundering crime proceeds.

You ought to have stayed in Kittery, DAVE. You could have swindled boatloads of quarters from sailors playing your bootleg game cabinets running software you didn't have licenses for. You could have had a little arcade CONveniently located for the young, naive sailors to visit for entertainment. Put in some rigged vending machines that eat the change the first time and release the snack only after the suckers put in the money the second time. And with your experience pirating movies, you could have ridden the VCR craze and rented and sold videocassettes that you illegally duped onto cheap blank tape cassettes - the sailors wouldn't know the difference nor care. Same with the DVD craze. Sell them bootlegged game cartridges and PC game software for their aboard-ship entertainment. You could have made bank, DAVE - for DECADES.

Instead of heading for your retirement in Federal prison, you could instead be planning a comfy retirement in the Carolinas or Florida (prolly nott South Dakota) today. Cash businesses like arcades and entertainment media rental/sales are easy on the tax burden, so you could have been well-sett for life by now. It's nott what you make, it's what you keep - and you seem unable to keep munny - it slipps thru your fingers every time.

Man, you missed ~OUTT on a great, comfortable life with a solid, cushy retirement of leisure in the sun. Butt such is the fate of a psychopath. The inability to think critically and avoid/minimize risks and the pathological lying, even to yourself, is what keeps leading you back to prison and keeping you brokeass. Of course, it's too late now as your situation is beyond remediation, butt in some alternate universes there is a DAVID RUSSELL FOLEY who stayed in Kittery, had a couple of small cash businesses - a game arcade, a video rental/sales shop, and maybe a laundromat or a liquor store that sells beer and booze to underage sailors on shore leave or TDY at the shipyard or prison; a DAVID RUSSELL FOLEY who is nott 13141-111 in the Bureau of Prisons social register; a DAVID RUSSELL FOLEY who doesn't have divorce(s) and innumerable civil lawsuits filed against him and enormous tax prollems and a massive civil forfeiture facing him and a half-dozen failed bankruptcy cases and ... nott facing the remainder of his psychopathic life in DaHole.

Butt you, DAVID RUSSELL FOLEY Inmate 13141-111, are far, FAR away from those alternate universes. You, DAVE, are going to retirement brokeass and in prison. Rung upp with four (4) Federal felony CONvictions for fraud and a soon-to-arrive fines and forfeiture that cannot be erased by bankruptcy (even if you knew how to execute a legit BK). That record and that massive overhang of non-dischargeable debt is all that awaits you if you pull a Shawshank Redemption-like escape from DaHole using your tiny rock hammer and the level of a fingernail clipper spot-welded to a metal spoon you lift from mainline.

Or ... or ... now hear me ~OUTT on this ... or you could be proactive and yump bail and sneak into Mexico. There are plenny of USA retirees in enclaves in Mexico like San Miguel de Allende, Lake Chapala, and the like. These ex-pats are generally gringos who aren't fluent in Spanish (or the Mexican dialect thereof) and don't know the ways to deal with the Mexican mordita system of bribes nor who they can trust in the unique Mexican sistema. These wealthy retirees will happy pay cashola for a service provider who can hook them up with stable, high-speed internet, phone, and media services and, when needed, play Mr. Fixit for their tech toys. They will find a guy who speaks solid English and looks like what they would expect back in the States when they needed a service provider. You could totally make a living doing that and nothing else - and many of these USA retirees in the retirement hamlets in Mexico are relatively price insensitive; you could bill the shit ~OUTTa them as long as you do it gradually and with a smile and kind word. Seriously, cabron, it's easier than selling stock - and no messy records to sweat. You could easily do this into your 80's (which I doubt you will see or even gett close to), with plenny of free time and enuff cashola to live pretty well - at least a HELL of a lott better than spending the remainder of your dwindling years in prison. Live off-da-books and as a non-violent fugitive, they aren't gonna hunt you down like a cartel leader. Best of all, nobuddy to garnish your income to pay the civil forfeiture, fines, and restitution. Or to hound you for taxes. You don't have the bank to go to the UAE or SE Asia. Mexico is really your last, best option now. You will need to hook up with some other coyotes who do the northbound route. For a shoebox fulla pesos they know where to cross southbound also. Take some autobuses to San Miguel de Allende or Lake Chapala, buy a phone, and go to a printshop and have several hunnert sales pitch copies made with your new phone as the contact, and post them around the gringo-frequenting areas (WalMart, Soriana, Home Depot, and any spots where you see USA retirees hanging at. You will soon have more business that you want to handle and - this is non-optional - cash basis only. From now on, it is cash only in and cash only ~OUTT for you. Once you amass enough cash and have a place to sleep and wash, then you can save up to buy illegit credentials and think about moving up from a bicicleta to a powered scooter or modest used motorcycle and have it registered to a new friend to whom you will pay extra for this. Once you have access to motorized wheels, your service area can expand to the point that you don't want any further expansion and start to get word-of-mouth referrals keeping you busy.

Hay, it beats the hell ~OUTTa getting pennies/hr in prison. These upper-middle class ex-pat retirees are ~OUTT there just waiting to give you their money to do stuff that is simple for you to do. Often just being the intermediary or fixer between them and the stulted Mexican utilities/telecom/IT moribund mordita-ocracy is all they need; and once you hook up with the right individuals who can make la sistema function, feed them a bit each time and they are your silent partners who make your life and your clients' lives smoooove.

This, DAVE, is really your only option at this point other than spending your rapidly dwindling remaining years rotting in Federal prison. And this time it will nott be at the uber-cushy private CONtractor owned and operated Taft leisure village - now it is bigg boyz prison. You've moved upp thanks to scamming from Bureau of Prisons custody - they take umbrage at that - it reflects very poorly on the BOP. Guarantee you will nott like east Texass. When the commissary sells two different insect repellents, which Beaumont-Medium does, expect the skeeters to drive you (further) insane. It is just a gawdawful place in so many respects.

Mexico offers so much better quality of life. And medical/dental. Plus you only need a few grand as a starter stake. And whether Mexico or the BOP, you're gonna hafta become fluent in Spanish (and the Mexican dialect thereof, cabron).

DAVE:

This is the bus ticket to gett to Beaumont. It'll gett you in around 7AM to the Vidor Travel Center (it's usually early - generally 6:30AM), where you can gett some boiled peanuts, a cuppla microwave breakfast sammiches, and your last Red Bull ever. You will have time to call a taxi or Uber, and then it's a 30 minute drive to Beaumont-Medium. Try to self-surrender at 9AM, because R&D takes a long time processing fresh meat on their first day and if you don't get your first-day Receiving processing done by 4PM, you will sit in a cage-type holding cell overnight - sitting, no bunk - like being in a phone closet. Once you get thru Receiving, you can get your prison clothes, boots, bedroll, and starter toiletries charity bag. Then it is off to DaHole of DaHole - SHU - Administrative Detention - where you will reside for a few daze until you clear your medical, dental, and (for you this is a Bigg One) psychological interviews/examinations and then sit thru a long, boring Admission & Orientation presentation with your fellow new meat inmates. Then it's off to general population where you will be assigned to a cell and you can introduce yourself to your new cellie (or two, sometimes Beaumont-Medium crams three to a cell, as the new guy you will have the honor of sleeping on the floor mattress).

Next thing you know, time will fly by and then you're dead.

It was a life. Nott much of one, butt yours. Wasted sure, butt you coulda been born in the lowest caste in Kolkata. So youse takes what youse getts. Just like mainline in the chow hall. Man, you had better pray that Lease-A getts some large tips at Denny's and she decides to share some of that largesse with your commissary/phone/CorrLinks account. No Social Security for you, Coyote.

Gett on DaBus

DAVE:

Tomorrow (Thursday) supper menu at Beaumont-Medium
hot dogs (2) or kidney beans
oven brown potatoes (WTF is that?)
cole slaw
catsup and mustard (the highlight of the meal)
hole wheat hot dog buns (2)
artificially-flavored fruit punch with vitamin C

(BTW, the sentencing countdown clock is brilliant)

Oh no! Lease-A's future employment may be in jeopardy:

https://www.the-sun.com/money/13810674/dennys-closures-camillus-new-york/

No tips = no Commissary for DAVE

Let's hope this will nott lead to closures of the San Jose and Campbell Denny's locations. DAVE will need commissary munny for hemorrhoid ointment and mouthwash. And without ramen he may wither to a mere 370 pounds subsisting only on BOP chowhall excrement.






Poor Lease-A and her incarcerated psychopath dependent

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock...4 weeks and 2 and a half days to sentencing. Count down has begun...time to start saying goodbye to family and friends...if he has any left.

Psychopath DAVE FoleyFelon-Coyote seems embarrassed when it is pointed ~OUTT that a Federal District Court (N.D. Cal. - Judge Davila) has found him to be mentally ill and ordered him to have three years of court-mandated mental health treatment following release from prison for his FIRST and SECOND felony fraud CONvictions as part of his post-prison three years of probation. Clearly either he dint go to the mental health treatment appointments or they failed to improve his mental illness, as he is now facing a much longer stay in Federal prison for his THIRD and FOURTH felony CONvictions for fraud. Perhaps the psychopathic Coyote is learning disabled. His history shows that he keeps getting caught at this felonious fraud lifestyle and yett he refuses to abandon it and thus keeps getting CONvicted and sent to prison. DAVE: You're nott good at this. Try something else, like being a carnival barker or hot dog vendor at a minor league park like Raley Field. Mebbe one of the Aarons can hire you as a personal assistant. Jim Rossi can always use another pest control droid for his exterminator business.

Now, as for American Greed, the casting director already has a shortlist of actors to play the role of filthy FoleyFelon-Coyote in the Nanoscams episode. To-wit:








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DAVE: Just like with your previous time in Federal prison where you lost 819 pounds by your own count, this time in DaHole, which will be much longer, you should be able to surpass that personal record after the first decade on BOP cuisine w/o much commissary munny available this time (unless Lease-A getts some second shifts at Denny's and splits her tips with your commissary/phone/email account). You ought to be able to drop at least half a ton.

Will your episode of American Greed be in 4K?

Are they still working 20 hour days? Tia

FoleyShamed ®

How’s that “Retail Channel” working out? Lmfao

DAVE:

Tonight's supper at Beaumont-Medium is:
BBQ shredded "chicken" or baked beans
Baked potato
Cole slaw
Hole wheat hamburger bun
Margarine pat
Artificially-flavoured grape drink with vitamin C
All-you-can-eat salty tears of regret for a wasted life of criminality and psychopathy

Those failed three years of court-mandated post-incarceration mental health treatment failed you, DAVE, because you remain resistant to facing your psychopathy. And now you gett to go back for the Bureau of Prisons Retirement Plan for Incorrigible Felon Psychopaths. CONgrats, winner!























Buh-bye, Chuckles!









Nothing butt LIES. Endless, non-stop LIES from you and your raging psychopathy


Four separate Federal felony CONvictions is quite an impressive life achievement, DAVE! You are nott just a one-off criminole felon, you are (or were) a hard-core recidivist psychopathic career criminal. Great yobb, DAVE! What a life it was ...

The only psychopath is the one that posts lies about me every week for over a decade, and pretends to be me on an almost daily basis with continuous identity theft.

DAVE: As you are a psychopath (who failed the court-mandated post-incarceration three years of mental health treatment), you likely don't ever have any regrets nor any remorse for your past criminality - swindling, lying, cheating, stealing, grifting, defrauding, scamming is your trade - it's who you are - so why be regretful or ashamed? That nonsense is just for the non-psychopaths who don't know better.

Instead you always look to the future, nott the past/passed. So let's take a look at your future:









Dave: As you prolly know, medical and dental care in Federal prison is pretty damned badd. So, if you're lucky, you might nott last long enuff in DaHole to gett to the ages when really crippling infirmity and terminal physical and mental disintegration occurs. Think of the pine box as your "easy ~OUTT" from Unkle Sammy's Retirement Home. Take advantage of the annual influenza waves in the winter and let it ease you from the mortal coil. Don't wither in a 'spittal. Go ~OUTT with pride. There is always room in the dumpster if Lease-A and Jeffy won't claim DaBody.

DAVE: Ten (10) years ago:





Akyumen phone







Ten (10) years from today:









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💥boom💥
If they don't cuff him in april and walk him right out to prison from court, he will flee like a chicken with a flare up it's ass.

DAVE:

Thursday supper at Beaumont-Medium:

Cream of potato soup
Chef salad or tofu chef salad
Beets (cold)
Dressing: ranch, ranch, or ranch
Hole-wheat bread (2 thin slices of a Wonder Bread-like air loaf with brown food coloring)
Beverage (artificially-flavored fruit punch with vitamin C)

You'll be able to beat your Taft weight loss record of 819 pounds as you will have a much longer period to enjoy BOP food, and this time with~OUTT the generous commissary munny you had at Taft, you brokeass moron. Lease-A won't be splitting her Denny's tips with your commissary account.

Prison phone time costs munny


BBQ "pork" and the infamous "hamburger bun" - looks delish



Sanjay will serve as your best option; it won't work of course buttit'll keep your mind bizzy (when your nott working on those imaginary patent applications or landscaping in the hot, humid (holy hell humid!) southeast Texass sun)


While you'll have free lodging, food, clothing, medical/dental/optical, Lease-A will have to work - tuff life, butt who cares









All the NP-1s at Best Buy are sold~OUTT - all 60,000 of them - good yobb, DAVE


DAVE: You know you want to!

DAVE:

Tonight's menu at Beaumont-Medium is:

Swedish meatballs or black bean burger
Egg noodles (however, due to the cost of eggs regular spaghetti pasta may be substituted)
Green beans
Garden salad (choice of dressing: vinegar/oil, ranch, ranch)
Whole wheat bread (basically Wonder Bread with brown food coloring)
Orange-flavoured drink with vitamin C
No margarine pat, so the semi-stale bread may need to be dunked in your orange drink to make it swallowable

It's just another day at the Foley Retirement Villa at Beaumont. The days, months, and years will just fly by, DAVE. And then you'll be dead. You'll see. Once that door at Receiving slams shut, time will race by as the Drain approaches with increasing speed.

DAVE, the most profitable use of your remaining (and dwindling) pre-reincarceration period is to study upp on dominoes game theory and read some chess books.

There is no pinball in DaHole.

















Remember how CasinoKat burned up at The Bigg Show?? - LOLOL!

DAVE:

It's great when you're pushing 60 in several months and facing a long prison sentence beginning this year and are brokeass. You need nott give a ripp about the stock or bond markets. Your retirement is completely unaffected by them. Uncle Scam will be taking care of you in your remaining Golden Years. Although best of all is the free food, second best of all is the top-tier medical and dental care you will receive - free.

When your prison-issue socks wear thin and develop holes, no need to buy new ones, just hand them in for free replacements. Can't do that at a retirement village in the free world. Every possible need you have will be met thanks to Unkle Scammy (did I mention the free top-tier medical and dental?).

Plus, unlike nursing homes and retirement villages, you will be mixing with young people on a daily basis. And there will be plenny of time to play dominoes, cards, chess, and the like. Lotsa leisure time. Butt the toilets and showers don't clean themselves, so you will always have tasks to keep you busy and give you a sense of purpose and pride. Maintaining meaning in your life is an essential component of a good retirement. When you become physically unable to do these tasks, you still have the ability to work on those imaginary patent applications that you claimed to have been working on during your first stay at the Bureau of Prisons extended-stay suites. Mebbe a new design patent for a computer enclosure. Best of all, imaginary patent applications do nott require paper, typewriter ribbons, pens, or mailing envelopes - you can do it all - soup to nutts - in your head - with no filing fees! And you have experience doing that already from your last stay.

It's gonna be quite/quit/quiet a ride into DaSunset for you, DAVE. Lease-A notsomuch. Working night shifts as a server at Dennys is nott the retirement she was hoping for. Butt what do you care? You did your best to try and gett her and Jeffy their own reservations at the Bureau of Prisons, butt that din't work ~OUTT for them, so they will hafta work and work to survive. Besides, once the prison door shuts behind you at Receiving, they are basically ~OUTT of your life and you can ignore their personal plights.

You've really executed on a great life plan, DAVE. Enjoy it!

BTW, the menu tonight at Beaumont-Medium is:

BBQ pork or BBQ tofu
pinto beans
cole slaw
baked sweet potato
margarine
hamburger bun
beverage (non-alcoholic grape drink with vitamin C)

And the pork tonight is only four months past its expiration date - the BOP gott a great deal on it from the Army because once meat is three months past the expiry date, the Army will no longer feed it to their basic training recruits and it must dispose of it - which is where the BOP comes in and takes it for a tiny fraction of its original purchase price. Butt the BOP has plenny of experience and knows that it can cover up the off taste of old meat with enough BBQ sauce.

Further, you won't have to worry about paying the mechanic for repair and storage of the Maserati. And no need for home maintenance or auto/home insurance.

Just a wonderful retirement free-ridin' into DaSunset on Unkle Scam's BOP plantation.

DAVE:

I do enjoy your posts regarding Dave, let's hope they come to fruition. 

This time DAVE getts to go to big boys' prison.





He wants to speak at DAVE about his mom losing her entire retirement savings in NTEK and NTGL























DAVE: Relax. The years will seem to fly right by. And then you'll be dead. Easy-peasy. Hay, look forward to all the interesting people you're gonna gett to meet and live with. The elegant dinners and conversations over the gourmet chicken patties will enthrall you.

"It's happy hour, DAVE - time to schmooze and mingle over cocktails."


Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals rules on DAVE's hopeless appeals

Is his happy date still next month - April?

DAVE is keistering the NP-1s to sneak them into DaHole (so to speak) and trade them to other inmates for packets of mackerel, ramen noodles, and KitKat bars.







They are all dead now. DAVE will be too - soon enough - while in prison serving a sentence of many, many years. Unless he guts-upp and runs across DaBorder first.




























Ultraflix help line.


"And I'll have Rogue One uploaded to UF by this weekend."


"UF also has some great pre-game 49ers pep rally videos from 2014."







Lease-A 18 months after Foley goes in DaHole and 2 months after Denny's lays her off - again



DAVE, here is your forecast release date as calculated by the BOP








His mom lost all her retirement savings by investing it in NTEK and NTGL







I posted these on this board in 2018, DAVE. It was soooo obvious - like you.

Are the NP1’s now going to be stuck in the retail channel? Tia

Dave:

I have reviewed matters pertaining to your most recent criminal felony convictions in the United States District Court for the Northern District of Illinois.

Based on my analysis of these matters, I conclude that things are looking badd for you, very badd indeed. You are in a badd spot. You should expect to spend many, many years in Federal prison; a period which is anticipated to exceed your expected remaining lifespan.

It is generally understood in the art of criminal fraud and incarceration in the United States Bureau of Prisons system that time spent in prison is unenjoyable. In view of this, the remainder of your life is gonna suck once the prison door slams shut behind you in Receiving & Discharging (you will only experience the receiving part) and you're in DaHole for good. For the full pull. For the duration. Until your Das Ende day.

Therefore, their is only one possible option for you to pursue prior to the prison door clanging shut behind you. That option is as follows:



"Look at that fat bastard run!"





"You can see 13141-111 so much more clearly on this 4K streaming monitor."

Appealing from DaHole: https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-court-upholds-theranos-founder-184804047.html

No bail for you, Dave. In DaHole you must GO.

Even worse for you is that the 7th Circuit is much tuffer on criminole appellants than the Ninth.

You bess getchore mind rite, Dave. The remaining embers of your life will snuff~OUTT in DaBoxx. And no Social Security for you!

Coming soon from Nanotech Gaming

Dave:

Hope Fat Ass Foley and Lease Me Lisa are enjoying their last Valentines Day together. No candy hearts in prison.

Helpful advice for DAVE:

I wonder how many aliases the principal of ntek really was throughout his promo scam periods?

DAVE -----> Prison -----> Pine boxx

Foley will wind up like HARVEY WEINSTAIN. Declining, end-stage health in DaHole until dasEnde.

It won't be pretty, butt nuffin about HARVEY or DAVE ever was. These are two human Shreks.

DJFoley's next set








DAVE, I dreamt you were in Beaumont-Medium

Would be extremely interesting if the full docket is released to the public after the sentencing. I would love to see names of the people who pumped this scam listed from years ago from on this site. They were numerous.

Hopefully, he won't be able to delay that date.

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/48919689/240/united-states-v-foley/

April 18... sentencing

Dave:

You should complain. They omitted your NP-1 MadCatz MoJo lies, the Google supertweet, the Best Buy sales training bull, and so many other great clips from your so-kalt life. You should definitely get a few minutes in this. Maybe a whole episode just about you; because, after all, it is all about you (in your own opinion). Hay, lemme free upp some of your oh-so-valuable time; don't waste your dwindling pre-incarceration/retirement time watching The After Prison Show, as there is nothing that will be applicable to you since you need nott plan for any after-prison time. Think of DaHole as a Roach Motel or the Hotel California; you can Czech~OUTT butt you can never leave. There is still time to run, Coyote. Butt DaTime, she be running ~OUTT onya.

(EDIT for Zorax: DaJudge will grant the USA's motion and Coyote will ultimately loose on his retrial motion just as he has lost on most every other legal (and illegal) ploy he has tried. Just like his iHub subpoena, among many others. He is going to DaHole. The PSIR will nott be favorable to Coyote, and that is an understatement.)

What say you?

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/48919689/235/united-states-v-foley/

Anyone have any updates on the ntek principal and his sentencing? It's been a couple of months.
How many more months can he delay this? NVM.. just found this... doubt he's getting a new trial.

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/48919689/235/united-states-v-foley/

3. Defendant made an oral motion for a judgment of acquittal, pursuant to
Rule 29. The Court reserved ruling on that motion. Following the verdict, defendant
asked to stand on his oral motion for a judgment of acquittal for purposes of his post-
trial motions, but stated he would file a written motion for a new trial, pursuant to
Case: 1:21-cr-00019 Document #: 235 Filed: 01/24/25 Page 1 of 3 PageID #:19162
Rule 33. Defendant filed his written motion for new trial. The government was
ordered to respond to both of defendant’s motions. (Dkt. No. 230

We need a Nikodemos level 2 snaporoo