Tesla Inc (TSLA) Opciones

Elon Musk destroyed Tesla doomed......

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4795202-elon-musk-destroyed-his-last-hope-of-salvaging-tesla-market-dominance

RoboTaxi .. RoboTaxi .. RoboTaxi ..

Tesla Model 3 earns 5-star rating 🏆️ in Green NCAP test.
The Tesla Model 3 has aced the Green NCAP test, earning a 5-star safety rating with an average score of 98%.

As per the Green NCAP, the Model 3 proved to be one of the most energy-efficient vehicles it has ever tested. It should be noted that the Green NCAP tested a Model 3 Rear Wheel Drive (RWD) variant.
https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-model-3-5-star-rating-green-ncap-test/amp/

Maybe musk is a pyromaniac

Musk rockets tend to catch fire/explode quite a bit as well.  

Per Google:

How common are EV fires compared to ICE fires? EV fires occur far less frequently than ICE fires. According to recent data, EVs experience about 25 fires per 100,000 vehicles, compared to 1,500 fires per 100,000 ICE vehicles annually.Jan 13, 2025

Drunk or sober either way in a self-driving Tesla car you may not make it home alive and that's assuming the car doesn't spontaneously burst into flames

Maybe that bartender on the course will say, “Do you drive a Tesla?” And when you say no, she’ll say, “sorry no beer or alcoholic beverages for you!!” I hope you shoot under par down in South Carolina!!!

Or another thought may just be to stay at the clubhouse a little longer with the guys and have FSD drive the golfer home!!! I think lots of golfers would like to have a couple of beers after their round and not be picked up by the cops or kill someone after a nice round of golf!!! 😄🇺🇸🇺🇸☮️

I don't think so...
Yea, I can see it now... a foursome round of golf with the wives, and the Tesla returns after a few paid rides in between.  The back seat is sporting a pool of pizza vomit and somebody else has blown their snots all over the door handle. Yea, that will go over really well !

I am a huge golfer.    In fact I am on a golf trip right now in Charleston SC and I will never own a POS Telsa.  

One market that could be really good for the Tesla market is for golfers!!! The Tesla being used as a robotaxi while the golfers are playing a round of 18 could pay for the golfers round of golf!! I would think that would attract a lot of golfers to buying Teslas!!! Then after the guys have had a few beers in the clubhouse the robotaxi picks them up and drives them home safely!!! That would be COOL!!! 😄🇺🇸🇺🇸

Musk and Trump have one thing in common they both sold a bunch of lies and empty promises and made bank on it

Musk go up in a rocket............ He won't even drive a cybertruck....... I wonder why.......

I wouldn't rule out sabotage by disgruntled employees, but hard to prove.

January's explosion was tied to a propellant leak, March's to a Raptor engine failure, and May's flight disintegrated midair. With this latest prototype destroyed before even lifting off,


Problem found. They need more Ketamine~!
Smoke another Giant Doobie Elon.
LMMFAO~!

TSLA, is TSLA short it cover go long repeat

LOL! Elon Musk's Starship Blows Up--Again. What This Means for Tesla Investors Now

exploded during a static fire test late Wednesday at the company's Starbase site in Texas, in what the company called a major anomaly.
The VERY least MuskRat could do is wait until July 4th to launch his "Starship"

Talk about a waste of Government money. I just wish MuskRat had the balz to put himself on one.

One of these launches will be a success and then all the promoters will come out of the woodwork talking about how great he is.

Like the movie Marathon Man, anyone who volunteers to be the first to go up in one of these "anomalies" will first be asking "Is it safe yet~?"

Just can't make this CRAP up~!

My guess is that key engineering staff have left the building, leaving important design decisions up to less qualified people. Maybe that, in conjunction with over-aggressive cost-cutting moves, could be behind all of the failures. Unless there are internal leaks from staff, we will never find out.

LOL! Elon Musk's Starship Blows Up--Again. What This Means for Tesla Investors Now

SpaceX's Starship rocket exploded during a static fire test late Wednesday at the company's Starbase site in Texas, in what the company called a major anomaly. The blast lit up the night sky, shaking windows and rattling dishes across the area, according to local reports. The rocket was undergoing a routine pre-launch engine firing when it failed no injuries were reported. Starship 10 had no confirmed launch date, and with this latest incident its fourth major setback in six months the program's near-term trajectory could be in flux.



For Elon Musk, the timing raises fresh challenges. Tesla (NASDAQ:TSLA), his most visible company, is contending with weakening EV demand, while the Starship program central to NASA's ~$4 billion lunar contract has now seen multiple setbacks. January's explosion was tied to a propellant leak, March's to a Raptor engine failure, and May's flight disintegrated midair. With this latest prototype destroyed before even lifting off, SpaceX will likely delay its next test as it completes another technical review.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musks-starship-blows-again-164153726.html

A lot of people have said that about a lot of IPOs. Real genius over at WF.

It's coming and lower.   

Wells Fargo says “ they wish they bought Tesla on its IPO”

Are we at “$250.” Yet? Asking for a friend lmao

Tesla's robotaxis run over children.......

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/safety-concerns-emerge-as-tesla-robotaxis-prepare-for-launch/

Even Elon's Grok AI knows robotaxi is a scam:

"Tesla’s Robotaxi program is facing significant challenges as it approaches its tentative launch date," Grok said.

The chatbot said that a live demonstration in Austin by the Dawn Project highlighted serious flaws in Tesla’s FSD software, showing a Tesla Model Y failing to stop for a child mannequin behind a school bus.

"Critics argue that Tesla’s camera-based FSD system struggles in adverse conditions like fog or sun glare, and recent incidents, such as a Cybertruck driving in the wrong lane and a Model 3 getting stuck on railroad tracks, have intensified scrutiny," Grok said.

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is investigating Tesla’s FSD software following four crashes, including a fatal pedestrian incident, the chatbot said.

https://www.thestreet.com/investing/stocks/musks-ai-chatbot-weighs-in-on-tesla-stock-and-robotaxi

You lost me at Fox Entertainment 

Wells Fargo says sell Tesla.......

https://www.tipranks.com/news/sell-tesla-stock-now-says-wells-fargo-analyst

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/tesla-cybertruck-lawsuit-driver-burned-bones-disintegrated-b2771728.html

Drive a Tesla to the barbecue....... 250 coming boys

HAPPY JUNETEENTH!!!

Elon "deserves an APOLOGY!!!!!!" for what, exactly? Be specific.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/new-york-times-claims-elon-musk-continuing-lash-out-them-report-alleged-drug-use.amp

I believe that Fox News is the one who deserves an ‘A’ in journalism here!!! I think what was done to Elon SUCKS!!!! He deserves an APOLOGY!!!!!!

https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-robotaxis-common-sight-austin-tx-public-roads/

Drive a Tesla to the barbecue.......

Makes you wonder why trump nominated him.

The Fed isn't stupid. They know trump's idiotic tariffs are inflationary and will be felt by end of July/early August.

Under Trump, Powell never seems to help the stock market. What is their problem? Inflation is at basically 2%.

https://www.carscoops.com/2025/06/ford-pulls-mustang-mach-e-from-sale-over-dangerous-door-lock-flaw/

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸TESLA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸!!!!

https://www.carscoops.com/2025/06/trump-is-going-to-hate-the-reason-for-hondas-259000-car-recall/

Be smart - Buy, lease or finance a Tesla!!!!

LOL! It's funny because it's true.



“Tesla’s driverless ‘robotaxis’ could launch in Austin as soon as June 22. But a demo in Austin today showed a $TSLA, manually driven to test its Full Self-Driving system, failed to stop for a child-sized dummy at a school bus—and hit it.” @cbsaustin @velez_tx— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) 2025-06-13T11:28:31.792Z

https://www.motor1.com/news/762879/toyota-salesman-exposes-dealers-keeping-keys/

Be smart - buy, lease or finance a Tesla!!!!

The US mkts must believe Powell is actually going to decrease interest rates.

Did they run over another little girl in testing?   And then drive off as well lol.    (the little girl was a test dumb if you are not aware).   Don't want to sound cruel.  

https://www.ccn.com/news/crypto/irans-nobitex-crypto-exchange-drained-of-81-7m-pro-israel-hacker-group-predatory-sparrow-claims-hack/

Wouldn’t it be prudent at this juncture for Tesla to sell its Bitcoin??

Nice Bump

Drive a Tesla and head to the barbecue

Please educate yourself:

You must not keep up with Cramer as he loves Tesla.  He constantly says how he can't wait to have one of musk's robots to do all the work around the house he doesn't want to.   Keep up, buddy you're way behind.   

Oil prices before the war were just above $60. They jumped to around
$72 and then fell to $70. Today with all the rumors, it rose to $75. If the shooting stops.... it will fall to around $60 again. There are wild guesses of around $130 to $80. We will see. While I don't care about that with my Tesla, I do care about it for diesel as that is how everything is delivered today. (For now... in the future not so much......). Edited to say Oil, not gas..... silly me.

ROFL.... you continue to be 100% ...... wrong about Tesla. Are you Cramer? If so, I love it!